• You never miss an episode even though the show went off the air 15 years ago.
• You think it’s not possible to watch too much of, or talk too much about, Seinfeld.
• You get angry if anything interferes with Seinfeld (damn BASEBALL).
• You reference the show daily.
• You start a conversation with “helllloooo [fill in person’s name]”, gloss over juicy details with “yada yada yada”, and end with “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
• When surprised, you yell “GET OUT” and shove someone.
• You’ve left a meeting on a high note.
• You have at least one pet named after a Seinfeld character.
  

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• When someone says, “you’ll never believe what so-an-so named their kid” you excitedly reply “SEVEN?!?” (One time I did this and my non-Seinfeld friends looked at me in bewilderment. In fact, the baby’s name was Seven.).

• You make it a requirement for friends, family, and coworkers to watch Seinfeld reruns so they understand what you’re talking about.
• Anytime a friend needs advice you find a solution by referencing Seinfeld. Whether they are a fan or not.
• If your kids complain about the food you served them, you yell “NO SOUP FOR YOU”
• You know that soup does not qualify as a meal.
• You’ve called a lover “shmooopie”.
• When upset you yell “SERENITY NOW”.
• When someone yells “SERENITY NOW” you respond “Serenity now, Insanity Later”
• When dating someone new you evaluate if they are sponge worthy.
• You’ve pretended to be an architect.
• Need to come up with a name on the spot? Art Vandalay.
• You can say “Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taff” really fast.
• You celebrate Festivus.
• You call friends and family to wish them a Happy Festivus.
• You’ve tried to make a donation to the Human Fund.
• Your password is bosco.
• If someone tells you a secret you put it in the vault.
• When life isn’t going well you try the opposite.
• You call someone breathtaking in a way that leaves them uncertain if it’s a compliment or an insult.
• You purchased a house simply because it has levels.
• You didn’t need to be told that the conversation in the last scene of the last episode is the same one as the first scene in the first episode.
• You blog about Seinfeld. More than once.
• You are still reading this blog.
• You didn’t want this blog to end.
• But it did. Add your own signs of Seinfeld addiction in the comments.

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